Dear The Empty Bottle,

I felt compelled to write after attending the Unicorns show last night. I wanted to let you know that the second act, Bean, used 2 curse words during his performance. Also, the two people I went with both developed gas right after he took the stage. I'm not sure if that's related at all but thought I should mention.

An aside to the indierawksluts who also attended:

Making out etc with each other and then respective boy friends (and then all together (I wish I was making that up)) was irresponsible. These (sub?)concious attempts to impress us must always take a back seat in the fight against cooties.

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