happy barfday to my gullet
--- 1:02 p.m.

Me: "I shouldn't have to ask to not be gangbanged by lumberjacks for my birthday."

M: "Ok, maybe next year."

Me: "Um... Maybe I better take that off my Amazon wishlist."

Also I got the best spam EVER. The subject is "u r stupid dumbass if u pay retail pri-ce for softwares labium"

I don't think I know you, Tanika Beverlee, but thanks for thinking of me on my special day!


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