Um, yeah. Where was I?
So I haven't watched TV since the election. It wasn't conscious. It just happened. Anyways last night I turned it on without thinking like I was dreaming it and what fades up?
Ah, TV. Is this the awkward phone call asking how things are with my girlfriend? I know you miss me. You don't have to play. No, I won't go with you to your friend's wedding. With you it always leads to me naked on the couch.