my alarm only says its colon o'clock now. too many spills off the washer/dryer. i tried to use my dryer to wake me up becuase the im-done-drying-now buzzer is more jolting than if a bus drove into my living room and the driver got out and shook me awake (and gave me coffee) but there's no 14-hour setting on it. i guess its off to Alarm Depot for me. oh man i hope they have the Wake With Angry Will Ferrell model. that would get my shit up.

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