someone should make a list for like what you're supposed to buy yourself on your birthday. you know like those lists for anniversary gifts where 50 years is diamond and like 7 is a fishing pole or something. i really want to buy some new pants so someone put that down for 31. i want green curry though too so put down both. just make sure loafers goes way the hell down there like 82 or 112 though. probably like the year before prostitute.

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